The Occult Quick_Check Table

Reporting the Occult - Quick! Checklist

AN  EXAMPLE- HOW TO STANDARDIZE 'SIGHTINGS' , OR HOW INFO COULD SORT OUT MORE EASILY AND FUNCTIONALLY.

Quick Checks for Spectres, Gooks, Ghosties and Fong, too?

FORM #1500 - 364                            (Please fill in the appropriate area)  (facsimile only)


Sighting

The 'Gist' of it


  1. GIST
  2. Gostien
  3. Ghost
  4. Spectre
  5. Spook

Description

WHAT HAPPENED?

A three dimensional, dark transparent human balloon shape that moved?

HOW?     (your description here)

WHEN?     (your description here)

Details

IT:(examples)
disappeared and left a glassy, soft, black woodtick shape?

1.COLOUR * 2. SOUND * 3.SHAPE * 4.CONSISTENCY *  1. looked like a woman, but transparent and dark grey

AND THEN:

  1.     (your description here)
  2.     (your description here)
  3.     (your description here)




Levitation 1: FLEW  (object)

Levitation 2: FLIES (UFO, alien)

Levitation 3: FLOWN (angel, the dead)

Levitation 4: FLU (turnips?)

WHAT HAPPENED?  1, 2, or 3?

1. A rock (saucer, cop, baby, telsat particle,)that was huuuuuge levitated 200 feet above my head

HOW? Well, I was just getting out my door and walked east two steps

WHEN? Only this morning, about 8:15 am

IT:
scared me

Describe the event as:
1.COLOUR * 2 SOUND * 3.SHAPE * 4. CONSISTENCY *

AND THEN: (for example)
2. it made a whoosh sound

  1. hurt my left foot




Monster 1.        S.KELLY  (walking bones)

Monster 2.        S.KULL   (real corpse)

Monster 3.        AILEEN   (skinny, silver person)

Monster 4.        SPA DOCTOR (giant spider with ten legs)

Monster 5.        VALE ENTINE ( haunted gravesite, floating red balls, ghosts getting into car)

etc, you know....


WHAT HAPPENED?  1, 2, 3, 4, or 5?
(OTHER?)

(3) A tiny silver creature got out of a hole in the rock.

HOW? it crawled out and waved its arm

WHEN? a minute after I saw the rock

IT:
is an alien, I swear to God

1.COLOUR * 2 SOUND * 3.SHAPE * 4. CONSISTENCY

* 2. It made strange sounds like 'holp' and 'ufahckah' in a tiny alien voice
3. human-shaped with a large head

AND THEN:



TELSATS, COMETS AND POPTINS

Rock that opens with a claw:  Coketin

Large rock that opens:  Du'tin

Flying rock,loudly explodes  Coketin

TELSAT  1. has spokes  Sputnik

modern 2. (silver or white,etc.):  TS

Fireball, falling star:  Meteor  or comet

 

WHAT HAPPENED?

HOW?

WHEN?


x

IT:

1.COLOUR * 2. SOUND * 3.SHAPE * 4.CONSISTENCY * 

AND THEN:





MONSTERS

  1. Werewolf   WOLF
  2. Bigfoot   APE
  3. Dracula   FONG
  4. Terrorist   CHIL
  5. Gangster   KIL
  6. Biker   WIL
  7. Cannibal   FIL
  8. Hooker   PIL
  9. Drugdealer   TIL

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DEMONS
  1. Demon 1. red fiery being with trident:  LEMON
  2. Demon 2. black skinny being with batwings  BITWICK
  3. Demon 3. appears to be small child, but bites or stabs  RUGRAT
  4. Damian: seems to set fires and kill adults; jinx  DAM
  5. Daemon: 'please stop bothering me with white lights from trees'  PETROD


x
x



GIANTS
  1. snail   SNL
  2. rabbit   RAREBIT
  3. Otter   OTHER
  4. Skunk   B&W (Black, white and stinky)
  5. Shark   C&W (Sea and Wildernesss)
  6. Human   FG (Friendly Giant)

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    PENISES



  1. Gigantic  (it just rammed me from the bushes and was forty feet long, I swear):  DOODOO
  2. Purple Limp   CHL (Cool Hand Luke)
  3. Pink   Looked like my husband, only it was:   'IM
  4. Black    (a big black bostard, e wuz...)   BBB
  5. Brown(bostard)   BB
  6. White: (500 foot U-shaped obscenity with shark mouth)   PENUP
  7. White, limp:   KKK


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    NUDES

  1. PINUP (how dare they?)
  2. C- OLD (wrinkled or starved)
  3. FB (frostbitten )
  4. FAST! (baby)

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    SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE

  1. KILLIT
  2. BUCKETS:  indoor/outdoor
  3. BUMPS AT NIGHT:  indoor/outdoor


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