Reporting the Occult - Quick! Checklist

AN  EXAMPLE- HOW TO STANDARDIZE 'SIGHTINGS' , OR HOW INFO COULD SORT OUT MORE EASILY AND FUNCTIONALLY.

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FORM #1500 - 364                            (Please fill in the appropriate area)  (facsimile only)

Quick Checks for Spectres, Gooks, Ghosties and Fong, too?

 Sighting

 Description

 Details

The 'Gist' of it   GIST

WHAT HAPPENED?

A three dimensional, dark transparent human balloon shape that moved?

HOW?

WHEN?

IT: disappeared and left a glassy, soft, black woodtick shape?

1.COLOUR * 2. SOUND * 3.SHAPE * 4.CONSISTENCY *  1. looked like a woman, but transparent and dark grey

AND THEN:

a.           b            c.          d.

 

Levitation   1     FLEW  (object)

Levitation   2     FLIES   (UFO, alien)

Levitation   3    FLOWN  (angel, the dead)

Levitation   4  FLU (turnips?)

WHAT HAPPENED?  1, 2, or 3?

1. A rock (saucer, cop, baby, telsat particle,)that was huuuuuge levitated 200 feet above my head

HOW? Well, I was just getting out my door and walked east two steps

WHEN? Only this morning, about 8:15 am

IT: scared me 

1.COLOUR * 2 SOUND * 3.SHAPE *

4. CONSISTENCY *

AND THEN:  4. it made a whoosh sound

a.  hurt my left foot         b            c.          d.

Monster 1.        S.KELLY  (walking bones)

Monster 2.        S.KULL   (real corpse)

Monster 3.        AILEEN   (skinny, silver person)

Monster 4.        SPA DOCTOR (giant spider with ten legs)

Monster 5.        VALE ENTINE( haunted gravesite, floating red balls, ghosts getting into car)

etc, you know....

WHAT HAPPENED?  1, 2, 3, 4, or 5?  (OTHER?) (3) A tiny silver creature got out of a hole in the rock.

HOW? it crawled out and waved its arm

WHEN? a minute after I saw the rock

IT: is an alien, I swear to God

1.COLOUR * 2 SOUND * 3.SHAPE *

4. CONSISTENCY * 2. It made strange sounds like 'holp' and 'ufahckah' in a tiny alien voice 3. human-shaped with a large head

AND THEN: 

a.          b            c.          d.

TELSATS, COMETS AND POPTINS

Rock that opens with a claw:  Coketin

Large rock that opens:          Du'tin

FLYING ROCK THAT LOUDLY EXPLODES:

                                         Coket

TELSAT     1. has spokes :                             Sputnik

modern 2. (silver or white,etc. ):                                TS

xFireball, falling star :             

                                    Meteor  or   comet

 

 x

WHAT HAPPENED?

HOW?

WHEN?

 x

IT:

1.COLOUR * 2. SOUND * 3.SHAPE * 4.CONSISTENCY *  AND THEN:

a.           b            c.          d.

Werewolf        WOLF  x  x
Bigfoot           APE  x  x
Dracula           FONG  x  x
Terrorist         CHIL  x  x
Gangster         KIL  x  x
Biker              WIL  x  x
Cannibal         FIL   x  x
Hooker           PIL  x  x
Drugdealer      TIL   x  x

DEMONS

Demon 1. red fiery being with trident:                               LEMON

Demon 2. black skinny being with batwings                             BITWICK

Demon 3. appears to be small child, but bites or stabs                      RUGRAT

Damian:  seems to set fires and kill  adults; jinx                                        DAM

Daemon:  'please stop bothering me with white lights from trees'         PETROD

 x  x

GIANTS

1.snail                    SNL

2.rabbit                  RAREBIT

3.Otter                   OTHER

4.Skunk                 B&W (Black, white and stinky)

5. Shark                 C&W (Sea and Wildernesss)

6. Human               FG  (Friendly Giant)

 x  x

PENISES

1. Gigantic  (it just rammed me from the bushes and was forty feet long, I swear)                        DOODOO

2. Purple Limp   CHL (Cool Hand Luke)

3. Pink           Looked like my husband, only it was:                  'IM

4. Black  (a big black bostard, e wuz...)                       BBB

5. Brown    (bostard)      BB

6. White (500 foot U-shaped obscenity in water with shark mouth) 

                                        PENUP

 x  x

NUDES                         PINUP (how dare they?)

                             C- OLD (wrinkled or starved)

                              FB (frostbitten )

                              FAST! (baby)

 x  x

SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE    KILLIT

BUCKETS                         indoor/outdoor

BUMPS AT NIGHT              indoor/outdoor

 x  x
 x ADD YOUR OWN  x  x
 
 
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