AN EXAMPLE- HOW TO STANDARDIZE 'SIGHTINGS' , OR HOW INFO COULD SORT OUT MORE EASILY AND FUNCTIONALLY.
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FORM #1500 - 364 (Please fill in the appropriate area) (facsimile only)|
Sighting |
Description |
Details |
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| The 'Gist' of it GIST |
WHAT HAPPENED? A three dimensional, dark transparent human balloon shape that moved? HOW? WHEN? |
IT: disappeared and left a glassy, soft, black woodtick shape? 1.COLOUR * 2. SOUND * 3.SHAPE * 4.CONSISTENCY * 1. looked like a woman, but transparent and dark grey AND THEN: a. b c. d.
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Levitation 1 FLEW (object) Levitation 2 FLIES (UFO, alien) Levitation 3 FLOWN (angel, the dead) Levitation 4 FLU (turnips?) |
WHAT HAPPENED? 1, 2, or 3? 1. A rock (saucer, cop, baby, telsat particle,)that was huuuuuge levitated 200 feet above my head HOW? Well, I was just getting out my door and walked east two steps WHEN? Only this morning, about 8:15 am |
IT: scared me 1.COLOUR * 2 SOUND * 3.SHAPE * 4. CONSISTENCY * AND THEN: 4. it made a whoosh sound a. hurt my left foot b c. d. |
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Monster 1. S.KELLY (walking bones) Monster 2. S.KULL (real corpse) Monster 3. AILEEN (skinny, silver person) Monster 4. SPA DOCTOR (giant spider with ten legs) Monster 5. VALE ENTINE( haunted gravesite, floating red balls, ghosts getting into car) etc, you know.... |
WHAT HAPPENED? 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5? (OTHER?) (3) A tiny silver creature got out of a hole in the rock. HOW? it crawled out and waved its arm WHEN? a minute after I saw the rock |
IT: is an alien, I swear to
God
1.COLOUR * 2 SOUND * 3.SHAPE * 4. CONSISTENCY * 2. It made strange sounds like 'holp' and 'ufahckah' in a tiny alien voice 3. human-shaped with a large head AND THEN: a. b c. d. |
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TELSATS, COMETS AND POPTINS Rock that opens with a claw: Coketin Large rock that opens: Du'tin FLYING ROCK THAT LOUDLY EXPLODES: Coket TELSAT 1. has spokes : Sputnik modern 2. (silver or white,etc. ): TS xFireball, falling star : Meteor or comet
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WHAT HAPPENED? HOW? WHEN? |
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IT: 1.COLOUR * 2. SOUND * 3.SHAPE * 4.CONSISTENCY * AND THEN: a. b c. d. |
| Werewolf WOLF | x | x |
| Bigfoot APE | x | x |
| Dracula FONG | x | x |
| Terrorist CHIL | x | x |
| Gangster KIL | x | x |
| Biker WIL | x | x |
| Cannibal FIL | x | x |
| Hooker PIL | x | x |
| Drugdealer TIL | x | x |
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DEMONS Demon 1. red fiery being with trident: LEMON Demon 2. black skinny being with batwings BITWICK Demon 3. appears to be small child, but bites or stabs RUGRAT Damian: seems to set fires and kill adults; jinx DAM Daemon: 'please stop bothering me with white lights from trees' PETROD |
x | x |
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GIANTS 1.snail SNL 2.rabbit RAREBIT 3.Otter OTHER 4.Skunk B&W (Black, white and stinky) 5. Shark C&W (Sea and Wildernesss) 6. Human FG (Friendly Giant) |
x | x |
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PENISES 1. Gigantic (it just rammed me from the bushes and was forty feet long, I swear) DOODOO 2. Purple Limp CHL (Cool Hand Luke) 3. Pink Looked like my husband, only it was: 'IM 4. Black (a big black bostard, e wuz...) BBB 5. Brown (bostard) BB 6. White (500 foot U-shaped obscenity in water with shark mouth) PENUP |
x | x |
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NUDES PINUP (how dare they?) C- OLD (wrinkled or starved) FB (frostbitten ) FAST! (baby) |
x | x |
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SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE KILLIT BUCKETS indoor/outdoor BUMPS AT NIGHT indoor/outdoor |
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| x ADD YOUR OWN | x | x |